so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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