I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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