id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Watching her eat just hurts me
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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