My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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