And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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