I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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