That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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