Sry I called you an 8
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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