I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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