Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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