So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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