I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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