She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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