Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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