I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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