She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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