so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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