It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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