gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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