porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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