The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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