I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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