only if we run a train.
done.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I love having hate sex.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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