You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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