she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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