nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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