***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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