Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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