he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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