It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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