Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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