if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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