he wants to bone in the snuggie
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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