Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
there's paper in my vomit.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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