I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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