she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
