Its about making memories worth repressing
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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