I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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