It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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