I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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