My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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