how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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