Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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