I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You're completely useless in the revolution.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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