Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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