hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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