She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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