guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
jump out the window naked night went bad
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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