can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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