Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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