i may or may not be watching the land before time
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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