Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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