Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
you had me at cake vodka
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have aggressive nipples.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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