Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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