Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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