I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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